As we all know I have a Kate Spade obsession. I love her so much and am slowly planning on making my first big KS handbag purchase hopefully in the next few months. It’s like buying a computer. The minute you purchase it, a new and better model comes out immediately, so I’m trying to wait for the Spring collection to come out, or I’m procrastinating.
However, while I wait around, I thought I’d have a little fun with Mrs. Spade! One of the things the brand does so well, is create the image of a truly witty and playful woman. The girl you love to hate! She has everything but you secretly, or openly, admit you want to be her. Each KS item comes with a whimsy little glimpse of what life is like for those that covet her things. I’ve pulled together some of my favorite descriptions, and then edited them a little. Absolutely no disrespect to Kate or her brand. You only make fun of those that you truly love!
Kate says: Treat your friend to lunch! Why not, right? It gives you an opportunity to show off your sensational Kate Spade New York Daycation Lacey.
Reading between the lines: Treat your friend to lunch! Are you kidding? I just missed a credit card payment to buy this wallet and now it is stuffed underneath a ton of receipts and an old lipstick at the bottom of my knock off Kate Spade bag!
See where I’m going with this?
Kate says: Hailing a cab on a cold day has never been easier! Just raise your Kate Spade New York Taxi Mittens to the air and watch those drivers line up for you.
Reading between the lines: You can wave those cabs good-bye as you raise your expensive Kate Spade New York Taxi Mittens and start hoofing it down the cold smelly streets of New York City.
Reading between the lines: With the Kate Spade New York City Lights Umbrella, taking the scenic route means walking, since I paid $75 for an umbrella instead of putting that money towards a 50 ride metro card. And did I mention that I’m soaked?
Kate says: You may have a hard time pronouncing the name of this lovely Kate Spade New York cosmetic case, but at least you’ll know where your lipstick and other essentials are!
Reading between the lines: You may have a hard time avoiding debt collectors each month when you are walking around Central Park wearing a sandwich board that says, “supercalifragilbroke”, but at least you’ll know where your lipstick is!
And there you have it!
Like I said, you only make fun of what you truly love, and at this rate, I am deep in throes of passion for all things Kate Spade!